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TUNE IN TO ABC TOMORROW (THURS) AS I’M HUMILIATED ON GOOD MORNING AMERICA, NIGHTLINE & WORLD NEWS

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First of all, thank you to everyone who emailed me during the race. It’s ridiculous how much everyone looked forward to getting their emails at the end of the day. And special thank you’s to everyone who has donated. There are so many generous folks out there that it makes it hard to be a cynic. But I’ll do my damndest.

In an apparent effort to ensure that I never, ever get a date again for the rest of my life, tomorrow ABC will air three different segments from the footage they’ve shot, each focusing on a different runner. They followed me for the entire race, except for when I was doing absolutely fantastically, sprinting into first place. I don’t know how they missed that bit.

We do not know which who’s segment will air during which show (though we’re pretty sure Ted’s will be on Nightline)and there is also the distinct possibility that some politician is named as “client #10″ or is forced to admit that she “misspoke” when she said she spent 10 years administering to the needy on a leper colony in South America and we’re bumped for real news. But the shows are…

• GOOD MORNING AMERICA (airs 7:00 AM)
• WORLD NEWS WITH WHATS-HIS-FACE (airs 6:30 PM)
• NIGHTLINE (airs 11:00 PM)

All on ABC, of course. I’ve also been informed that the accompanying website *may* have a video montage called “Bunny’s Funnies” consisting of the absolute my most humiliating moments captured on film, which means it could be hours long.