oohhhhh the annoyance of the pinched nerve. What a compelling way to start a blog; what a sure-fire way to cultivate a dedicated readership. Screw it- I’m in pain and I’m going to bitch about it.

Having a hell of a time sleeping. You know when you wake up one morning and have the same range of mobility in your neck as the monster in Frankenstein did? Le monster, c’est moi.

My totem animal; it’s the sloth… so I’m going to sleep now.

I’ll do my damnedest to keep this updated. I swear.